the question everybodys asking...

Oh Apizza on Ave A and 12th street...you're allowed to name your joint whatever you would like.  But your sign, well, it's Amissing an Apostrophe.

foot fetish?

Sent in by a reader afraid of what getting "toed" entails.  I'm thinking it's dirty.

if they had wine and beer there...

it wouldn't be a legitimate desert, would it now?

Clinton off Houston is definitely not the desert, last time I checked.  Although, with the heat lately, one can't be too sure.

mines?

Battery Park City.  I thought they talked classier down there.