the 'affects' of not teaching grammar in school...

Sent in by a reader from an art school in NYC.  I know this one is a toughie!

horse steak?

In general, horses are not street fair food.   However, on Fifth Ave in Park Slope, Brooklyn, they most certainly are.  As a bonus, artichoke is misspelled too.

i've been around the world and all but...

sent in by a very confused reader, from Chiantown, NYC