the question everybodys asking...

Oh Apizza on Ave A and 12th street...you're allowed to name your joint whatever you would like.  But your sign, well, it's Amissing an Apostrophe.

foot fetish?

Sent in by a reader afraid of what getting "toed" entails.  I'm thinking it's dirty.

if they had wine and beer there...

it wouldn't be a legitimate desert, would it now?

Clinton off Houston is definitely not the desert, last time I checked.  Although, with the heat lately, one can't be too sure.

mines?

Battery Park City.  I thought they talked classier down there.

 

the 'affects' of not teaching grammar in school...

Sent in by a reader from an art school in NYC.  I know this one is a toughie!

horse steak?

In general, horses are not street fair food.   However, on Fifth Ave in Park Slope, Brooklyn, they most certainly are.  As a bonus, artichoke is misspelled too.

i've been around the world and all but...

sent in by a very confused reader, from Chiantown, NYC